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zeldathemes
1 day ago on August 21st | J | 34,031 notes

curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 82,364 notes
shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 9,672 notes
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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 326,681 notes
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urlcum:

officialannakendrick:

did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine

Do it for the vine

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 191,141 notes
theotherjax:

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

theotherjax:

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 118,161 notes
finalproblem:

no, but seriously
if this shot makes you sad, you’re watching the wrong person
'cause tom is killing it over there on the right and it's hilarious

finalproblem:

no, but seriously

if this shot makes you sad, you’re watching the wrong person

'cause tom is killing it over there on the right and it's hilarious

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 34,331 notes
Ron Weasley’s character is consciously written as somewhat racist. Not as racist as Malfoy, of course - he doesn’t scoff at mudbloods and halfbloods, and he doesn’t see himself as superior at all. Still, he unquestionably accepts the inferior position of house elves (they love serving), when he finds out that Lupin’s werewolf his reaction is not only scared but also disgusted (Don’t touch me!) and he is clearly very uncomfortable finding out that Hagrid is half-giant (giants are wild and savage).
And this is brilliant. Because it demonstrates that racism isn’t only present in clearly malicious and evil people, in the Malfoys and Blacks - it’s also there in warm, kind, funny people who just happened to learn some pretty toxic things growing up in a pretty toxic society. And they can unlearn them too, with some time and effort. Ron eventually accepts Hagrid’s parentage, lets Lupin bandage his leg and in the final battle, he worries about the safety of the house elves.
Some people are prejudiced because they are evil, and some people are prejudiced because they don’t know better yet. And those people can learn better, and become better people. And that’s an important lesson. The lesson taught about discrimination shouldn’t be “only evil people do it”, because then all readers will assume it doesn’t apply to them. Instead old JK teaches us “you too are probably doing it, and you should do stop ASAP”.
1 day ago on August 21st | J | 142,695 notes
grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 143,373 notes
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pale-0rgasm:

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pale-0rgasm:

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1 day ago on August 21st | J | 681,265 notes

edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 135,896 notes
parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
1 day ago on August 21st | J | 370,582 notes

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 453,819 notes